Creepy crawleys/ Davies Street times 10

Banana: so where do i begin.... We were in a dive in Mykonos stuck in the middle of butt fuck no where with worm things with tenticals crawling up from our shower drain and me trying to fish the fucker up ( shan sitting on her bed screaming (get it out) LOL!!!! Ya we both were in tears at that point lol. We pretty much were hermits here because of the wind storms we couldn't even play damn cards on our patio! But I adopted two Kittens ( named them Fred and Bob) lol try to sneak in our room and we feed them.... Oh Did i forget to mention that Mykonos must be the gay Capital of Greece, I mean good looking guys but none of them are straight except for the creepy Italians who like to get a little to close and personal( shan was malled by one lol) Davie street times 10 REALLY!!! One of the main reasons we were hermits is because their road is basically a one way road with buses and bikes and you name it all trying to go down one side of the road no joke :s not impressed! One prime example of this shitty roads and the way their transit works ended up dropping shan and I off in the middle of no where in the dark no street lights so ya we had a little freak out! we almost cried but we turned the situation around found us a little bar on the beach had a glass of wine and got one of the only 32 taxis on the island!!!! LOL

So after that dreadful experience we pretty much stayed around our shit hole watching 90s Baywatch reruns and the nanny lol( does anyone remember MR. Shefield) no joke we were thankful to have english tv lol..... So we just stayed by our beach was a 5min walk to rented some chairs and did alot of topless tanning( which we are enjoying lol) oh and alot of ppl watching making fun of bungee smugglers(aka speedos lol)

So now we are safe and sound in athens until corfu on Friday where we take a 9 hour bus ride on top of a 2 hour ferry ride to PINK PALACE trouble lol bahahhahah

To be continued......